…wonder if they’ll hand these out in the recovery room….
From the description:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped and fell and got all teary. Edgar Allan Poe is associated with the macabre, so it’s only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Each 3 and 3/4″ tall metal tin comes with fifteen 3″ x 1″ sterile strips decorated with the image of Poe and his raven. As it says on the package, “Quoth the Raven, No more sores!” Comes with a free prize. Latex-free adhesive.

Go buy at The Library Foundation of Los Angeles…hope mine will have a siren ring inside…

[h/t to Book Porn for the lead in…]